And every year I haggle with the slumlord over various lease concessions, repairs, etc. And every year they push to get me to just sign the damned lease and be done with it.
One of the tactics is to send people to come view the apartment. They tried it today with less than 2 of the required 48 hours of necessary notice, and I said no. But because the showing time coincided with a trip to the gym I couldn't be sure whether they'd bring people trouping through here or not.
So just in case, I posted this sign in the entryway.