Once again, Farmer Ted

I had an audition last week for an agricultural product and I asked, with gritted teeth, "Am I playing a farmer?" Turns out, no, I was playing opposite the farmer. I was a gameshow host. Perfect.

But then another call just came today. Another ag product. I ask again, "Am I playing a farmer?" She said no. I'm playing a "grower." Um. Yeah, that's a farmer.

I'm going to go in there dressed like this:

Seriously, I hate the "throw a dart into a given age range" method of casting.