Tears of a clown

Finally, finally, here is the result of that super-lucrative job I did earlier this year.

Well, one result anyway. Ultimately this, or an image like it, will go on a brochure or a stand that holds brochures or some other packaging and delivered to doctors to promote this medication.

It's kinda freaky. The eyes, even without the glasses, don't look like mine at all. In the super-giant version they sent they look normal, but shrunk down like this they look like beady little brown snake eyes.

Creating those tears in my arms apparently took several months of CGI work. (At the shoot I was holding bags of styrofoam pellets and balls and other things.) And I think while they were at it they took some other liberties with the CGI. I know my teeth aren't that white, for instance. I think the triceps is mostly mine. I recall them specifically saying I looked too muscular (no lie) and they might have to adjust that, too.

What will be really funny is if my doctors, who actually prescribe this very eye drop for me, receive a mailing or handout with my picture on it. Even if they look at that stuff, they probably won't recognize me.